National Security Secret #12

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#12. Due to interference that causes cell phones to oscillate between cell towers, cable provider networks experience current leakage.

If you're beginning to wonder if cell phones are the root of all health problems, that's impossible.   That could never be true.  There are magical limits enforced by elves which no cell phone, cell tower, or combination of events can exceed.

Feel better now?  It probably isn't a tumor.

The scientific consensus after 30 years of evidence gathered by analyzing other people's studies - instead of doing it themselves - shows that 2 forms of cancer have decreased in the last 15 years.  Wait... what was the question?

Let's be careful not to contradict a government agency in the information below:

  • When there's interference that prevents a cell phone from connecting with a tower it can try again with a second tower.  If it can't connect to either it may start switching rapidly between them.
  • This can result in an oscillating signal which any conductive object nearby will absorb, re-emit as a weaker signal, partly convert to heat, and partly convert to an oscillating current.
  • As this occurs it produces more interference which can cause more indecisive cell phones which leads to even more oscillating current.
  • Waves of oscillating current start expanding outward like a flood until they find ways to be absorbed or dissipate.
  • One of those ways involves coaxial cable.  With even the smallest cut, nick, or damage to the cable's shielding the current will find a way in.

Once there's excess current in a provider's cables, what happens?  Does it make it's way to a hub and cause trouble?  No.  There are safeguards in place so that doesn't happen.

The current makes it's way downstream into homes and offices.  When the amount of current exceeds the rated capacity of the cable it gets radiated out as energy with the same wavelength as the current.

Guess what?  Those would be microwaves.  And this time the elves aren't around to protect us with their magic.

What good does perfectly enforced cell phone radiation limits do when cell phones are so adept at getting around them?

Originally published on 9-15-2021

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